All Natural Mommies

Please note: This post is a little TMI, but I could use some advice on what to say.

This morning, I was getting ready to jump in the shower. Zachary happened to be downstairs with his grandparents, so I was trying to hurry and get in.

Last night a “special” friend decided to show up at my house, and I was a little messy.

I was picking up the toy’s in the tub (goes to show you, you really SHOULD pick up those toys every night, since you really don’t know what the tide will bring in) preparing to get in.

“Mommy, why beedin.” I jumped, and said “Mommy’s not bleeding.”

Then, I remembered, and turned a slightly lighter shade than Ronald McDonald’s hair color…

“Mommy, yeah, hyeee beedin.”

“Mommy’s ok, she’s just getting ready to get in the shower, could you please close the door, I will be down in a few minutes.”

Our kids, really DO say the darnedest things…and frankly I am at a loss here…what do you say? I told him that mommy’s ok, but he keeps asking, even now that I am out of the shower!

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